Nicky Morgan, you've left my 10-year-old pupils jaded and demoralised

“Hmmm, let me see – I’d better focus entirely on Jimmy today, because if he doesn’t show significant progress this year, I’m going to get a pay cut. Never mind the fact that his mum was sick this year, or that he shares a bedroom with a crying toddler: he simply MUST put more relative clauses into his writing!”

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