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ALL THINGS CONSIDERED: Don't do it, darling, don't go all beige on me

I'm at a wedding. I sit beside someone whose name I've solemnly sworn not to mention - Brenda Harvey - and we're cooing at the bride and ignoring the bridegroom, who's pond scum, when the bridegroom's old flame wiggles right past us, and the tacky cow is wearing a smirk and dazzling white. Trog bitch from hell! Only one person is allowed to flaunt white at a wedding and that's my bosom buddy, the bride.

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BOOK REVIEW / Play it again and again, Sam: Woody Allen on Woody Allen - ed Stig Bjorkman: Faber, pounds 14.99

FOR inspiration, Woody walks. He walks up, down, all around. He walks inside, outside, no doubt in those strange little sunhats of his. It sounds so painful: he says he squeezes out ideas, and if he walks enough eventually they come, enough for plots and scenes and then one-liners. He gets so annoyed when critics and audiences assume his work is mostly autobiographical - he sweats this stuff, he does so much walking.

New blow to Woody Allen

Woody Allen, the film-maker, lost another round in his child custody battle with his ex-lover Mia Farrow when an appeals court upheld a ruling that he was not a fit parent, and refused him custody of his six-year-old son Satchel, Reuter reports from New York.

FILM / Time to put away childish things: With 'Cape Fear' and 'Husbands and Wives' Juliette Lewis cornered the market in sulky nymphets. David Thomson wonders if her dangerous allure can survive growing up

HOW GOOD is Juliette Lewis? How good is Hollywood going to let her be when she is so palpably available for girls who - at the very least - are so busy thinking of being bad that their chewing-gum sticks to their braces? Is she an extraordinary actress, or just a wild young woman? Can she survive, being both? And is there any way she or we are going to get to find out? After all, in the next year she's going to be 21, which is old for the wide-eyed, jail-bait nymphs she's had the market on for a few years now. Could Juliette Lewis play anyone older than college age without coming off certifiable? Would she lose it, whatever it is, if she started acting . . . well, grown-up? And what's a film critic doing speculating like this when he has daughters older than Juliette Lewis? Admit it, she's a dangerous turn-on.

UNDERRATED / Springing eternal

The comedian without a sense of humour,' is how my generation, born after he had made his good films, viewed Bob Hope. We were not amused by his hawkish attitude towards the Vietnam war, his sneers at dirty, long-haired protestors, and his cosying up to rich Republicans. But, in 1978, I went to a New York tribute to Hope, produced by Woody Allen and entitled 'My Favourite Comedian'. Narrating on tape a sequence of film clips - pleading fear of big events, he didn't appear in person - Allen described Hope as 'a woman's man, a coward's coward and always brilliant'. Then the honoured guest came out, and we saw why Allen would have feared this event in particular. Taking his time, flashing his ingratiating-barracuda smile, the 75-year-old comic strolled out to face 3,000 people, many of whom would have jumped up to pelt him with tomatoes 10 years before. This time we stood, when he finished, to clap till our hands hurt. He had made Woody Allen look like a child. He slaughtered us. This was a man who knew what he was doing.

FILM / What Mia Farrow did next: Mia Farrow has many regrets, but, while she rues the day she ever met the man, meeting Woody Allen the film- maker isn't one of them. The actress, making her first film without Allen in 12 years, talks to Sheila Johnston

Journalists who met Woody Allen late last year, while he was promoting Manhattan Murder Mystery, were struck by the almost comical cloak-and-dagger proceedings. One interviewer was flanked by 'security advisors' bristling with walkie-talkies which announced the director's advent from afar. Another met him in a darkened hotel room, where Allen materialised, as if by magic, out of the shadows.
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