I've got the cricket bug bad, and have been haranguing the poor guy relentlessly. Then we played tennis...
How could it take 16 months to 'improve' a roundabout? Building the Golden Gate Bridge didn’t take much longer
I'm fine being a giant squirrel, but being 'me' is hell. I self-medicated with a bottle of champagne
I started putting clips of his antics online. They got a lot more interest than my comedy
Miliband, Clegg and Farage have gone, and, by losing his seat, Ed Balls has caused a huge problem for the organising committee of Ed Balls Day
I arrived in Italy in the rather peculiar situation of being the owner of a hot-air balloon but never having been in one
It was incredibly rousing, as though Spain had declared war on Ukip and was setting off on some new Armada
The problem is I'm a grumpy party-pooper. When I lived in Notting Hill Gate, I'd be the first out of London come carnival time
I don't think it's a publicity stunt. I just think that a really bad film got lucky
Nick Clegg is one of the first politicians I’ve met who I could imagine having a meal with
Working in London for a week, I had nobody to please - except me. It was lovely; a mini-selfie holiday
I was expecting a basic political and geographic overview...
Basking in the sun and watching the cricket is one of my favourite pastimes, and one I hope to continue passing down my family line
I’ve spent the last week overdosing on Kennedy porn. I’ve watched so many documentaries about what happened on that awful day in Dallas 50 years ago that my own head is ready to explode. I feel somehow guilty being so obsessed with the tragic death of a man but, like so many others, I am.
This man has single-handedly put Canada on the news map
We now hide behind our phones so that we aren't obliged to greet people, look at waiters or treat anybody like a human being