Unless you go with the intention of spying or handing out bibles, you will be totally fine
If a hotel charges me for the internet, then I leave immediately. If you must, incorporate the cost in the bill, but don’t rub it in my face
I fear he may be on the path to a [Trudeau-style] tattoo... he has already hit the alcohol
The playground gatekeeper assumed I was a brazen child-snatcher happy to boast of my hobby
If Lord Ashcroft wanted to unleash his literary revenge on Cameron let him not bring pigs into it
The idea is, if you take away any signage, a terrorist will wander about lost until he gives up
'For French Canadians, it was Montreal or nothing. So, Queen Victoria chose nothing ... or Ottawa[
I've got the cricket bug bad, and have been haranguing the poor guy relentlessly. Then we played tennis...
How to keep your children entertained on a cultural tour of the Iberian peninsula? Just download a Geocaching app and let the fun commence, says Dom Joly
If I ever did make it on to the show I would probably leave the studio kicking myself at a particular choice
Avoid Gillian McKeith, don't drink and tweet, and keep your hands off Slash's whiskey...
Miliband, Clegg and Farage have gone, and, by losing his seat, Ed Balls has caused a huge problem for the organising committee of Ed Balls Day
I’d flirted with golf, resisted dogging, then this balloon thing came up and it all made sense
'Canadians are programmed to apologise for everything and take the side of everyone but their husband'
The first few days were fine save for a headache, and a total absence of energy, joy and happiness
I don't think it's a publicity stunt. I just think that a really bad film got lucky