Grace Dent Beyoncé's dad must be regretting announcing the arrival of her twins

Beyoncé fans, like most ardent pop fans, are not much interested in plain old human reactions. They want fanfare and pomp and official photocalls from their pop hero. They want a surprise eight-part concept album dropped overnight on Tidal and a video montage with Beyoncé dressed as St Francis of Assisi or perhaps Boudicca, newborn baby under each arm

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