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Andy McSmith: The good sense spoken out of power

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Campaigners fight-on to keep Arundells, the late prime minister's listed home, open to the public

Britain and France may share nuclear deterrent

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Will next chapter in Blair's story tell us anything we didn't already know?

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Gangnam smile: why the Chinese are flocking to South Korea to buy a new face

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Salomé's feminine wiles have inspired writers, painters and musicians for 2,000 years. Now audiences can meet the Biblical femme fatale in two new stage and screen projects
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British Library celebrates all things Gothic

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