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Aneliese Whittaker complained range stereotyped people who wear spectacles

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THE MAN on the right is a Mexican who has been charged with murder; the man in the picture above, Salvador Chavez, is one of the tabloid photographers for whom he is posing.

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YES, THEY are ridiculous spectacles, but as summer sets in, the garish Solar Eclipse Viewer is likely to become the hottest fashion accessory in town - so long as the town in question is Penzance, or Truro, or anywhere else within the band of totality for the last eclipse of the millennium.

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ir New Zealand are currently promoting an offer that you - or your ancestors - may find hard to refuse: return flights between London and Auckland for pounds 280 plus tax. The only catch being that you have to be aged 80 or more to qualify.

Boots takes a step into the foot business

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Shopping: The eyes have it: if you want to be hip, get some frames

No more `four-eyes' jibes - glasses are the fashion accessory everyone wants to wear.

The mission: Supermarket shopping without spectacles but with lots of baked beans? It's all a bit of a blur for Matthew Sweet

I was 15 when I got my first pair of glasses. It was a shocking experience. Not because of their oblong, fake-gold Bamber Gascoigne-ish naffness - which, for some reason, I found winningly attractive - but because of what I saw through them. Every leaf had a separate identity. Hedges were not just vague green mounds but bundles of distinct little privet leaves. I had thought the world was an Impressionist sort of a place. In that moment, I knew it was a mess of Pre-Raphaelite detail.

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Reading: Be faithful to your dreams

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Love and human remains

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Books: Recipes for repression in the well-ordered household

The Love of a Good Woman by Alice Munro Chatto & Windus, pounds 14.99, 340pp: Liz Jensen wishes that this buttoned-up, neatly-ironed queen of the quiet domestic trauma would learn to let her hair down once in a while

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