Why McCartney can never really sing at the Beatles' hallowed Cavern again

TONIGHT, FOR the first time since 3 August 1963, Sir Paul McCartney will sing in the cramped, sweaty Liverpool cellar which will be forever known as the Cavern - the stage which gave birth to the brightest band in the rock firmament.

Man called John Lennon is first in queue for tickets to see McCartney at Cavern

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Columns: Imagine there's ... nothing

OK. OK, how about this one, Life With Billy, OK?, see, Billy's this lovable mutt, a terrier, and he lives with these, um, goofy people, right?, they think they're his owners, but Billy, see, Billy knows it's the other way round and ... No, hear me out, what we get is this sort of concept where Fliss - that's the woman character, a cross between the Breatharian one, come on, you know, looks like a twig in a hoar-frost, Ally McBeal, right, and the other one, the annoying one there's a new book out about. Bridget Thing. Exactly. Um. Yes. Yes! So Billy, see, offers this mordant commentary on Fliss and her chap. Billy, you see, he's the narrator of their...

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You ask the questions: (Such as: Cynthia Lennon, if you could ask Yoko Ono one question about John Lennon, what would it be?

Cynthia Lennon, 59, from Hoylake in the Wirral, is an artist and the first wife of John Lennon. She met John in 1957, when they were students at the Liverpool College of Art. They married in 1962 and had one son, Julian, now a singer. They divorced in 1968, when John left her for Yoko Ono. In 1995, Cynthia enjoyed a fleeting taste of pop stardom, releasing a cover version of "Those Were the Days". She has been a regular on the Beatles convention circuit, but recently announced her intention to retire. Cynthia currently has an exhibition of drawings and paintings at Portobello Road's KDK Gallery. She lives in Normandy.

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THE FOURMOST were the clown princes of Merseybeat. They had a distinctive name and six Top Forty hits, and yet their potential was unfulfilled. Maybe with the right management - and they were managed by the Beatles' manager Brian Epstein - they could have had lasting success. "It went wrong for the Fourmost," recalls Bill J. Harry, the editor of Mersey Beat newspaper. "They were as talented as the Barron Knights, who are still going to this day. The Fourmost could have been so much bigger."

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Words: amputee, n.

PAUL MCCARTNEY'S "Yesterday" has been much recorded, but a version that receives little airplay in our politically correct era is an off- the-cuff 1974 one by John Lennon: "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be / 'Cos now I'm an amputee."

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Words: Chrestomathy, n.

THE JOHN Lennon box, blandly titled Anthology, merited a pun upon chrestomathy. Greek for useful learning, it is less random. The last OED instance is 1883, but new, wide currency came in 1949 with The Mencken Chrestomathy. Mencken, Alistair Cooke's hero, ignored the word's recent nuance, an aid to the acquiring of a language; nor was he deterred by

Words: Osculation, n.

"YOU MUST must remember zis, / A kiss is just a kiss, / A fly is just a fly," doodles John Lennon on Anthology. His penchant for pun and wordplay makes one wonder what he could have done with osculation in popular song. From the Latin for kiss, it might sound technical - passion enacted upon a microscope slide - and there are indeed zoological usages.

From the erotic to domestic, John Lennon's private sketches finally find an audience

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