Over the past 12 months I have been constantly joyous, and a linchpin in my social set. My arms were thin and my skin was luminous. I exuded a raffish joie de vivre.
If you're collecting sausages at 7am, well done: you're a Christmas 'doer'
It should have all the traditional aspects of cheap, shonky, slightly out-of-touch BBC music shows
Grace Dent's tomcat Geno has started forgetting to come home for days at a time
Grace Dent will either be a billionaire by January, or the subject of a murder inquiry with 10 or 11 suspects
I’m not entirely certain that being constantly informed you are the apple of daddy’s eye is helpful
Grace Dent realises there's nothing rock'n'roll about watching a toddler bounce up and down at the O2
The joy of Lidl’s offering comes from how it skews the silly, rubbish things about the big day
While her compatriots may be drinking themselves into a stupor elsewhere on the island, Grace Dent immerses herself in a more serene setting and soon falls in love with this Balearic beauty
I wish the service being offered to today's kids had been around to spare me from looking like Emo Philips in my childhood snaps
Being able to walk perfectly in five-inch stilettos, with an added involuntary jiggle, has for some time been one of my greatest assets
Ladybird is entirely correct that modern life is as bewildering for a forty-something as a four-year-old
Shoreditch cereal-phobic anarchists and the Berkshire anti-Clooney clan have something in common - however unlikely that may seem
Grace Dent was content with our current earthly set up, where dead meant definitely dead and the only alternative to this could be seen in fictional dramas like Walking Dead Season 5
I've searched Twitter for a frenetic #ILoveITV feed, yet for some reason none is forthcoming
Grace Dent's invitation to the Kansas City Barbecue Society arrived this month