At the machines are terrified tourists and at least one person having a stroke from the stress
The tall blonde woman with whom Marcus Berkmann shares his flat hates having to clean poo off her shoes
Marcus Berkmann got fewer cards this Christmas than last. So did everyone he knows. An ancient seasonal custom is slowly shrinking into non-existence...
For our seasonal challenge we’ve handed over the reins to Marcus Berkmann and his fellow-masterminds behind one of the great pub quizzes - the Prince of Wales in Highgate, north London. Here are a selection of their best questions from 2015. Good luck!
A property company plans to flog the upper floors for millions, but downstairs is protected because it is Grade II-listed
Twenty years ago, Marcus Berkmann was pretty sure what he thought and felt about everything. Now he's not...
In the latest series, Marcus Berkmann is half of South of England, accompanying the eminent science writer and broadcaster Simon Singh
Marcus Berkmann has visted the seaside town regularly to stay with his old friend Stephen who is selling up and moving to London
You have to overcome fear, anxiety, doubts, idleness, Jeremy Kyle
Every route we tried, the satnav eventually led us back to the same roundabout
Or, at least it was until recently when Mr Clutch drove off into the sunset and was replaced by a Sainsbury's Local
In the pavilion, everyone was wondering who is most like Captain Mainwaring