News Jeremy Paxman announced what he thought the internet was really for during a segment on Wednesday night’s show

Jeremy Paxman announced what he thought the internet was really for during a segment on Wednesday night’s show

After 1990: the airwave revolution

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Phil Collins: sage or potato? : THE CRITICS : Rock

THE KEY line of Phil Collins's latest album, Both Sides, is: "We always need to hear both sides of the story." One side of the story is that Collins is one of Britain's best percussionists, and a talented singer, writer and multi-instrumentalist w ho hasmastered even the bagpipes. (Amazing pop fact: Phil Collins and Eternal both played in London on Wednesday, and both played "Amazing Grace" and "You Can't Hurry Love".) The other side is that Collins is a dullard who released 1993's dullest record , andwhose head, according to a vintage cartoon by the IoS's Martin Rowson, has long since been replaced by a giant potato.

Train robber Edwards is found hanged

Ronald ''Buster'' Edwards, arguably the most feted of the Great Train Robbers, was found hanged in a lock-up garage yesterday after apparently committing suicide.

Throwing it away

ROCK star Phil Collins is divorcing his wife, Jill, after 10 years of marriage. Collins, 43, who belongs to the band Genesis has a five-year-old daughter.

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TELEVISION / Let's all write a letter to Uncle Douglas

IN THURSDAY's Party Political Broadcast (BBC, ITV), an apple-cheeked toddler was strapped in her mother's car and driven into a world rotten to the core. Through the window, she saw all manner of foreign Johnnies - wailing Bosnians, beefy Iraqis. Her pupils bloomed with apprehension but - never fear - Uncle Douglas Hurd is here] With that lashless, foetal stare, the Foreign Secretary does not look entirely human. But the voice - husky authority honeyed with patrician charm - reassures. For the benefit of the boys and girls at home who get a bit upset seeing fellow creatures slaughtered, Uncle Douglas told a story about foreign policy. 'The first principle must be to stand up for British interests.' No good would come of helping others, he explained. 'Britain stands tall in the world.' Odd that. Two nights before, Death of a Nation (ITV), John Pilger's report on East Timor, had suggested that Britain belonged on its knees - begging forgiveness of the 300,000 souls murdered by Indonesians flying planes sold to them by Uncle Douglas's chums. Here was a bedtime story to keep you awake all night, and make the morning dark.

ART / And What's More. . .

Northern Shell is to publish Britain's first mainstream gay lifestyle magazine, a 136-page glossy - expect the first issue around February 1994 . . . Thanks, but no thanks (1): Phil Collins turned down the chance to singalong with Ol' Blue Eyes on the Duets album, preferring not to sing down a telephone to the crooner's recording studio . . . Thanks but no thanks (2): John Major declined the opportunity to appear on the final episode of Thatcher: The Downing Street Years (BBC1) - he was 'too busy' . . . Julian Clary's tour video is memorably entitled My Glittering Passage, complete with alternative version of 'Over the Rainbow' and disco dancing tips . . .

Phil Collins wins court fight over bootleg recordings

THE European Court of Justice ruled yesterday that the British rock star, Phil Collins, was entitled to stop a German record company selling unauthorised recordings of his works.

View from City Road: PolyGram deal is sweet music

They shook their heads in pity when Thorn-EMI paid out pounds 510m and took on debt of pounds 50m for Richard Branson's Virgin Music Group last year. For a price equivalent to 40 times earnings Thorn got the Rolling Stones, Phil Collins and Genesis along with just pounds 3m of assets.

A new watch could be in your future

JUDGING by the flood of entries, the cafetiere is a subject dear to your hearts. Many were excellent. Tom Parker, of west London, wrote: 'With the 2003 prohibition on caffeine-based products the state banned the cafetiere, which had become the fighting standard of coffee-drinking zealots. They were destroyed or converted to potato mashers. . . .'

Saturday Night: Strike while the suntan is hot, my mother told me

ALMOST 10 years ago, when I was 15, I desperately fancied a boy called Naz, who I had managed to snog at a disco just before I went on holiday to Spain. I spent the whole holiday firming my buttocks, flattening my stomach, toning my upper arms and, following a Jason Donovan fashion tip, putting lemon juice in my hair.

The Campaign for Cheaper CDs: MPs ready to demand cut in price of CDs

THE MUSIC industry is to be denounced by an all-party committee of MPs over the price of compact discs. Following a year-long campaign by the Independent on Sunday, members of the Commons Select Committee on National Heritage have accepted that prices are too high.

My Record Collection: ANDY PARTRIDGE - XTC

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ROCK / Masters of hype leave hoi polloi standing

IN THE beginning was the word, and the word was 'money'. The pounds 22.50 on the front of the ticket is only the start: by the time you add the booking fee, the petrol, the car park, the programme, the survival rations at restaurant prices and perhaps a T-shirt, you are well in excess of a sum Phil Collins might call 'a bull's-eye'. This looks like a lot to the layman, but pop music is an expensive business, and it's a price nearly 120,000 people are willing to pay for the privilege of standing around all day in a Hertfordshire field, waiting for the 60th coming of Genesis.
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