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127 jobs lost at Serious Food Ltd
Thursday 29 January 2009
A total of 127 jobs have been lost at a food company after it was forced to call in administrators.
The Tale of Despereaux (U)
Friday 19 December 2008
This pleasantish family animation recounts the tale of a large-eared mouse (voiced by Matthew Broderick) whose fearlessness confounds his family and gets him banished from the murine community, on the grounds that you can't be a proper mouse if you don't scurry and cower.
Simon Carr: Listen carefully for the hardest word
Tuesday 16 December 2008
The Sketch: It was the thinnest of apologies possible. Minestrone soup without the noodles. Or the minestrone.
Brown's prima donna: 'I want my espresso at 3pm!'
Sunday 16 November 2008
Gordon Brown's new cabinet enforcer has issued an 11-page document to civil servants which spells out exactly how he would like to be treated by them.
The Ten Best Winter Soups
Thursday 30 October 2008
Keep warm this winter with one of these delicious soups.
Home And Away: Jane assures me that table-manner dogmatism like mine is a dad thing
Thursday 30 October 2008
For my birthday last Saturday, Jane bought me A Butler's Guide to Table Manners, written by a fellow called Nicholas Clayton, a member of the Guild of Professional English Butlers. Her inscription was " ...because even an expert needs a handbook", the affectionate but slightly waspish joke being that I have always been something of a sergeant major where our children's table manners are concerned.
The Life Kitchen: Roast tomato soup with mascarpone
Thursday 23 October 2008
Ingredients to serve 4-6
Christina Patterson: Soup for us, canapés for the fat cats
Saturday 18 October 2008
Was this the moment when we all stopped being relaxed about the filthy rich?
Mighty Boosh: Mightier by the minute
Friday 12 September 2008
As they embark on a tour taking in the O2 Arena, the surrealist Mighty Boosh comic duo tell James Rampton how it feels to graduate from cult to big time
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What, let gays get married? We must be bonkers
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Rocky Horror star Tim Curry 'suffers major stroke'
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Exclusive: How MI5 blackmails British Muslims
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EDL marches on Newcastle as attacks on Muslims increase tenfold in the wake of Woolwich machete attack which killed Drummer Lee Rigby
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Farewell, Shameless. Your heirs have work to do
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