Donald MacInnes won't be queuing for a ticket to see Harrison "Terylene slacks" Ford and Carrie "Tena Lady" Fisher reprise their roles for a whole new generation of social nobodies
As late as 2013 they earned 84 cents for every dollar taken home by a man... I would be ashamed to meet Emmeline Pankhurst today and have to try to explain to her why my generation was still keeping women down financially
The modus operandi which could only be described as ‘monster sleazy’
Donald MacInnes visited the hotel's restaurant to see if the eaterie had what it takes to be afforded by people without hedge funds
40-year-old customer Cornelius Price ordered to pay £1.50 in compensation to Tesco after he threw a six-pint container of milk towards the store manager
If she keeps her promises, I'm assuming the Rotherham MP Sarah Champion will have paid back the £17 she claimed from the public purse to pay for a Remembrance Day poppy wreath.
To know that millennia of love-making are down to the romantic entanglements of a Scottish trout is enormously pleasing
Being as I have always been honest about my status as a sort of placebo wordsmith – giving the impression of having genuine journalistic acumen without actually having any quantifiable justification for doing so – one might imagine that few people within the serious media world would give me the time of day. Not so.
Tomorrow sees the climax of rugby’s Six Nations. Following Isaac Newton’s fourth law of competition, my inept compatriots have zero chance of winning (what a shocker), but for everyone else it has come down to a three-way scrum between Ireland, England and France. Surely, though, the moment of the series came last weekend when, during half-time in the England v Wales game, footballers Robbie Savage and Joey Barton were interviewed by the BBC pitchside at Twickenham.
There are a few bar owners in Glasgow I'd like to take to court
Two stories this week involving spurious lawsuits. First, New Jersey teenager Rachel Canning is suing her parents for £400-a-week “child support”, as well as demanding they pay her college fees and legal costs.
If you are a fan of musical theatre (and if you are, what the hell are you doing reading this? Shouldn't you be out in the back garden practising your big solo number at the end of Act Two?), you will be gutted to hear that Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest musical, which bears the decidedly unextravagant title of Stephen Ward, is to close after it lasted in London's glittering West End less than four months.
The only conclusion I can come to is that the cats are getting ready to take over
Irn-Bru also contains properties which assist in the rapid and soothing dissipation of the most brutal of hangover
Female capuchins throw stones at 'hot' males...so just like us, really
He's had enough of replenishing the sugar display in aisle six and wants to get his groove on again