People think this job is easy, but it's hard, I tell you, damned hard. My mission this week: to spend an entire day queuing for, and then eating, burgers. Like Morgan Spurlock in a hurry, I will be attempting my own Vine-length version of Super Size Me.
Meals aimed at children are still dominated by unhealthy options such as chicken nuggets, burgers and sausages
"H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A/ For shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down to VA,” Jay-Z maintains on his rousing anthem “Izzo (HOVA)”. The nizzle does feel shizzled at this sizzling, three-day urban festival.
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Halal lamb burgers have been withdrawn from a city's schools after tests revealed a sample contained pork.
Will Storr is a novelist and an award winning longform journalist, who will also be at this year's Latitude.
There appeared to be no evidence of fungus, mould or rotten meat on the hamburger from 1999
Call me a masochist, but if I’m going for a Baconator (a quarter-pound beef patty with mayo, ketchup and six [6!] strips of bacon), then it’s unlikely that I’ll be confusing the meal with dinner at the table of the Marchioness of Marchmain.
Food Standards Agency officials investigating the adulteration of beef with horse meat seized more supplies, as MPs demanded the watchdog be handed greater powers to check for fraud in the meat trade.
Would you gobble it for the taste? Or keep it frozen as a portion of British history? Followers of the horsemeat scandal now have the chance to make that decision in their own kitchen as listings have appeared on auction-site eBay offering "limited edition" Findus lasagne - for the sum of £70.
FSA chief says tests must be conducted on other meats in the food chain
Burger King has admitted finding small traces of horse DNA in the meat used for its burgers.
It's much harder to choose sausages when you've heard exactly how the pig died
There's nothing like a food scandal to get people laughing themselves horse, if this week's mane event anything to go by. Despite thinking on the hoof, Britain's punners weren't afraid to flog a dead horse in a bid for jokes. Here are some of the thoroughbreds...
A deliberate swindle by foreign suppliers seeking to save money is a likely cause of the contamination of supermarket beefburgers with horsemeat, experts said today.
There’s a bloody row brewing in Westminster as restaurants hit back at council attempts to control the way burgers are served.