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A scripting error saw the heavy metal band misclassified in an earlier episode

The Week in Radio: The BBC should never be short of a Bob or two

Celebrities. They're everywhere. Packing out Desert Island Discs, emoting on the interview shows, attached like a lucky charm to every programme proposal. Don't you sometimes think, 'What do actors and singers have to say that's so special?' There are times when you wish Celebrity Culture could be replaced by Clerical Culture, or Science Culture or I don't know, Poet Culture. In Shelley's time, poets were the "unacknowledged legislators of the world", but now it's the celebs who rule the airwaves. Given, though, that we must exist in Celebrity Culture, thank heaven for celebrities like Bob Geldof and Michael Sheen.

Rocking and rolling in the aisle

With the royal nuptials fast approaching, Gillian Orr picks a dozen classic wedding songs – but will they make next Friday's playlist?

Album: Panda Bear, Tomboy (Paw Tracks)

Fans need not worry unduly: Panda Bear's claim that this follow-up to 2007's Person Pitch would be less sampler-based, and that the influence of Nirvana and The White Stripes had inspired him to make music "with a heavy focus on guitar and rhythm", proves almost entirely unfounded on Tomboy, which involves few obvious guitar riffs but plenty of drifting sound-washes, found-sound collaging, loops and heavily reverbed high vocals, in his usual manner.

The Kills, Heaven, London

Era-defining rock from a deadly duo

Albums: The perfect presents – pop and classical

Not sure what music to buy as a present? Andy Gill helps you decide with his guide to some of this year's best albums

Grinderman, Garage, London<br/>Karen Elson, Bush Hall, London

Mature is for cheeses. His new band do deranged gonzo garage rock and hypnotic voodoo blues

Tom Jones, Union Chapel, London

Divine show from Jones the Voice

Story of the Song: Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

The Salvation Army hasn't inspired too many hits – "Banner Man" by Blue Mink being perhaps the most obvious. The White Stripes' highest chart entry takes its title from how the infant Jack White heard the organisation's name.

Album: The Black Keys, Brothers, (V2)

The Black Keys, it seems, are currently everyone's favourite blue-eyed blues band, occupying the spot previously occupied by The White Stripes, until Jack White dived into prog-rock and Goth diversification with The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather respectively. And unlike most white boys trespassing on blues territory, this duo even seem to have won over the hearts of their black peers – which is just as well, since few young black Americans appear inclined to pursue the blues path themselves. Damon Dash picked them to provide the grooves over which his hip-hop chums rapped for the Blakroc project, on which Pharoahe Monche and RZA conceded, in a textbook back-handed compliment, "fuck the white boys, The Black Keys got so much soul."

Album: The White Stripes, Under Great White Northern Lights (Third Man/XL)

As the notion of concert performance retreats ever further into the pre-programmed bowels of a computer, the great live album is virtually a thing of the past.

Albums: The White Stripes, Under Great White Northern Lights (XL)<br/>Pixies, Doolittle Live (Live Here Now)

You had to be there? Maybe, but these live LPs still thrill

The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights (NC)

Emmett Malloy's rockumentary follows Jack and Meg White, aka The White Stripes, on their 2007 tour of Canada, where they aim to play in every province.

White Stripes: US Air Force stole song for Super Bowl advert

The White Stripes say the Air Force Reserve used one of their songs without permission in an American football championship Super Bowl ad, and that they are insulted their song was used to encourage recruitment during a war they don't support.

Video: Top 20 guitar riffs of all time

A new poll has named the top 20 guitar riffs of all time — the timeless classics that rock star wannabes practice in front of the bedroom mirror with a tennis racquet when nobody else is around.



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