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Apollo 13 (PG). The sole redeeming feature of this disastrous disaster movie was a gut-quaking Dolby-soundtrack launch sequence, which was loud enough to shake the popcorn from your hands. On the small screen, the picture is robbed even of that fleeting pleasure. The director Ron Howard manages to take one of the most potentially terrifying episodes in the history of space travel - when a hitch left the Apollo 13 craft suspended above the Earth, and the lives of its crew (Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon and Bill Paxton) hanging in the balance - and turn it into a tepid TV movie. (If only it really were one: you long for the brief reprieve of a garish commercial.) Where themes of patriotism jeopardised by the struggle for survival might have surfaced, the screenwriters revert to jingoistic impulses; stoicism replaces any whiff of existentialist terror; and instead of friction between the astronauts, we get that vacuum of personality that seems to open up wherever Tom Hanks, the eunuch of modern cinema, lays his hat. In this anaesthetised atmosphere, some of the supporting cast are pleasantly jazzy on the eye and ear: Gary Sinise is compelling as the one who got away - at first aggrieved, then relieved, awkwardly so, at having been left behind. But as a director, Howard is an anti-lifeforce, a vampire; he sucks films dry of tension and opportunity. He and Hanks are perfectly matched - they make everything bland. It's not all their fault. Even on the basic technical level, Apollo 13 fails dismally (look out for an unforgivable error in the early scene where Hanks is gawping at the Moon). Hollywood, we most definitely have a problem.

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REVIEW / Taking the Ha, Ha, Ha out of Roddy Doyle

THE HIGHER Roddy Doyle rises, the deeper his characters sink into the bog. The worst affliction suffered by anyone in the 'Barrytown Trilogy' was the Republic's elimination from the World Cup quarter-finals, and the emotions of stout men flowed as liberally as the stout. In Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha, last year's Booker victor in which a 10-year-old kicked around with his pals while his Da kicked his Ma around , Doyle's comic instincts budged up a bit and made room for something gloomier. We should have known what to expect from his first work written directly for the screen. In Family (BBC 1), an Irish Catholic's tremendously sour contribution to this year's UN festivities, there's still a rich diet of soul music, football and repartee round the kitchen table, but unless the series lightens up a bit we'll fetch up in the heart of darkness.

TELEVISION / Doyle family values: Paddy Clarke Boo Hoo Hoo: Roddy Doyle is putting the darker side of family life on screen. Kevin Jackson met him on location

One Saturday afternoon late last autumn, the crowd at Dublin's Dalymount Park football stadium (Bohemians vs Shelbourne: a disappointing goalless draw) was slightly larger than usual, since it included a couple of actors, 50-odd extras, a camera crew, a director, a producer and a writer. Most of the crowd were understandably more interested in the match than in the visitors, but then some nearby lads noticed who the writer in question was, and, to the traditional supporter's melody of 'Guantanamera' started up a rowdy chant: 'One Roddy Doy-ull] There's only one Roddy Doy-ull] . . .'

THEATRE / Mother of all murders: Correction

In yesterday's review of 'Butterfly Kiss', the actress Susan Brown was incorrectly billed as Susan Brownowen.

THEATRE / Mother of all murders: Paul Taylor on Butterfly Kiss at the Almeida in London (CORRECTED)

CORRECTION (PUBLISHED 16 APRIL 1994) INCORPORATED INTO THIS ARTICLE

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