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Right, boys, you're on again!

The media are gathering, the mobiles are ringing, the salmon buffet is ready. It's the big pop event of the month. No, not the Spice Girls, but the Monks of Downside, gearing up to release their latest album. Janie Lawrence pulls up a pew.

The intelligent consumer: dear annie

I am a consultant working in Accident and Emergency medicine. As such, I have to appear smart, yet my medical practice can involve blood splashes and other body fluids. I detest suits, especially jackets, and work in a fairly warm environment. I tend to wear M&S black trousers and cheap, white, short-sleeve shirts and tie. I would be happy to lose the tie, but it is expected of me. It can get in the way when I'm stitching. Could you suggest a smart yet practical and washable solution to my problem.

POP & JAZZ

Girlfrendo, Reading Festival, Doc Martens stage (0181-963 0940/ 0541 500 044) tomorrow

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The band's name is outside in smart pale neon. Your tickets are taken by people who are neither seven feet tall nor seven feet wide. You walk through bars that don't specialise in beakers of lager, past ushers selling chic little programmes and tubs of ice-cream, past Janet Street- Porter. And finally, into the 950-capacity auditorium, to take your seat, and then you stand up again as someone squeezes past you to take theirs. For their first UK concerts in six years,the Pet Shop Boys have hired the Savoy Theatre for a fortnight, and recast the pop concert as a West End cultural experience. For the regular gig-goer, this novelty alone was almost worth the ticket price.

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Holly Johnson loves The Beatles; Bob Geldof loves the Stones; Lou Reed loves Ornette Coleman (Brian Eno loves Lou Reed); Pet Shop Boys love the Bee Gees. And they've all made something of it for a good cause. On 4 February at the Saatchi Gallery in London their works of homage will be auctioned in aid of the charity War Child. Emma Daly found out who made what how. Photographs by John Voos

FAN'S EYE VIEW No 196 Bristol football

Down here in the West Country we may lack the cultural sophistication of the inhabitants of "The Eternal City", or "The Smoke" but we beat them pointless when it comes to pithy nicknames for a hometown. "Bristol - the Graveyard Of All Ambition" may not be the sort of slogan to launch a car sticker campaign, but it's fair comment in a city where dynamism is spending less than three hours in a sunny beer garden. Mrs Emerson would like it here, especially when she realises how near we are to the golden sands of Weston- super-Mare.

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