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Thursday 10 October 2013
Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man convicted of kidnapping three women and holding them captive at his home for a decade, may have died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, not suicide, as was first thought.
Tuesday 01 October 2013
The Prime Minister was asked by radio host to prove he understands the living costs for ordinary voters. In a shocking twist! He didn't.
Saturday 28 September 2013
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Drummer Lee Rigby murder trial: Suspects Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale deny Woolwich killing
Friday 27 September 2013
Suspects appeared in court via videolink from prison
Tuesday 10 September 2013
The shoes of the season are strictly sensible – and mercifully comfortable, says Naomi Attwood
Thursday 05 September 2013
This season, Lee Holmes urges men to take the plunge and think pink – it’s never been just for girls
Tuesday 03 September 2013
League apologises after chief executive burst out laughing at cruel year-end prank
Tuesday 03 September 2013
A feminist parody of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” – a song that has been accused of blurring the lines between consensual sex and rape – was briefly removed from YouTube yesterday, leaving its creators mystified.
Sunday 01 September 2013
Saturday 31 August 2013
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Tuesday 27 August 2013
Freaky dancer Bez is buzzing as he encourages a green initiative in his hometown of Manchester.
Sunday 25 August 2013
I've been hiking around my Cotswold valley, getting to know my new surroundings. My goal was to find a Roman villa that lies in the middle of some woods relatively undiscovered (in the sense that nobody has thrown up a fence and started charging exorbitant entry fees to look at some rubbish illustrations). I suppose that I should have bought an Ordnance Survey map immediately, as this would have greatly improved my chances of discovering the ruin. Unfortunately, I have always equated people with Ordnance Survey maps with the sort of types I wouldn't leave alone with my children.
Tuesday 20 August 2013
Slovakian teen was last seen on Sunday evening at around 8pm
Monday 12 August 2013
A police marksman who had sex with another man’s wife while on duty avoided the sack because he had control of his loaded gun, even though it was on a holster around his ankles, a police force has ruled.
Friday 09 August 2013
The new collections are selling fast so snap up these key pieces now because they won’t hang around for long. Eliisa Makin explains what to buy and how to wear it
Nigel Farage: Me vs Russell Brand on Question Time – he's got the chest hair but where are his ideas?
Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry
Shock poll shows voters believe Ukip is to the left of the Tories
New era of cheap oil 'will destroy green revolution'
Ukip founder Alan Sked and Nigel Farage 'begged Enoch Powell to stand as a candidate'
Ukip candidate jokes about 'shooting peasants' in racist and homophobic rant
- 2 Harry Potter fans can apply to the Hogwarts-inspired College of Wizardry
- 3 Jessica Chambers: 19-year-old woman 'doused with lighter fluid and burned alive' in the US
- 4 Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage 'poundshop Enoch Powell' in BBC Question Time debate
- 5 Orange Wednesdays are no more