00:00Noel Fielding: The comedian is returning to his first love - painting
00:00Duran Duran, The Lyceum, London<br/>Daggers, Purple Turtle, London
00:00Paddington's back but can he stay?
00:00Kelly Oyebola: 'I can't let my brother James die in vain'
00:00Up the creek: How a dream of escape became a real-life nightmare
00:00Anthony McCall, Serpentine Gallery, London
00:00Humour books: is this what passes for comedy these days?
00:00Family calls on US to free last UK resident in Guantanamo Bay
00:00Leicester 14 Toulouse 9: Tigers only just Goode enough
00:00Expert View: Justice is the loser as the taxman insists on tribunal secrecy
00:00David Nobbs: I didn't get where I am today by... disappearing
00:00It's cheap, it's cheerful, and it isn't that cold it's ski camping
00:00A sweet and sour history of Boston's Chinatown
00:00Provided You Don't Kiss Me, by Duncan Hamilton
00:00Third successive monthly fall in property values
00:00Newcastle Utd 2 Birmingham City 1: Beye buys breathing space for Allardyce with last-gasp strike
00:00India: Get out of my way, I want to see the tiger
00:00When the going gets tough we must get going, says Wenger
00:00Alan Watkins: All we need now is an old-fashioned crisis
00:00Tokyo takeover: Fashion brand Uniqlo is about to take the British high street by storm
00:00Sweet Sound of Downloads: My business week
00:00How We Met: Raymond Briggs & John Coates
00:00Britain's wind power revolution
00:00Ask Annie: From motherhood to pensions, what are my Dutch wife's rights?
00:00The jean genies: What's the next trick for Australia's hottest design duo Sass & Bide?
00:00Benitez searches for Champions' League knockout punch
00:00Glasgow v Biarritz: Lineen's Warriors fight for black and blue
00:00Culture: The Spice Girls are back. But who knew they'd been away?
00:00Art books: sumptuous publications to strain your wallet and your shelves
00:00Plymouth Argyle 1 Bristol City 1: Bizarre Timar helps 'neighbours' City escape with point
00:00Inside Lines: New anti-doping unit must pass test
00:00Share price goes into overdrive as Game Group is cleared to buy competitor
00:00Cathy Tyson: 'I tell them to go back where they came from'
00:00Jonathan Davies: Henson hand fiasco highlights a soft centre
00:00Sport on TV: Hatton family milk acclaim as nation faces personality crisis
00:00Reading 3 Liverpool 1: Benitez red-faced as rotation policy leaves Liverpool in spin
00:00Boxing: King Arthur's reign on line
00:00Government urged to 'wake up' on flooding insurance
00:00Iraq kidnap: Forgotten hostages back in spotlight
00:00Nimrod crash could have been avoided, says new accident report
00:00Gallery faces lawsuit over Rubens
00:00Eat, drink, be merry: Skye Gyngell's thrillingly flavour-packed Christmas feast
00:00I Believe: Anish Kapoor, Artist, 53
00:00Where is Lachlan Murdoch? Rupert's son takes a back seat
00:00Clermont Auvergne 37 London Wasps 27: Ledesma's leadership keeps Clermont alive in pool of death
00:00Southland Tales (15)
00:00How to be happy: 'Are there ways of predicting how a relationship will work out?'
00:00Military books: tales of heroism and horror to entice the non-reading male this Christmas
00:00Briefing: Russian paranoia as Kosovo prepares to go it alone
00:00The City & media diary
00:00The Fountain: Fortnum & Mason has given traditional fare a deliciously knowing tweak at its refitted Fountain eatery
00:00Marilyn Manson<, Wembley Arena, London
00:00The Hacker: Now even the celebrities are ganging up on us lesser mortals
00:00Sophie Heawood: Bye, Parky. Again. Promise you won't change your mind?
00:00Othello, Donmar Warehouse, London<br/>Ikrisma Kherol/ Impempe Yomlingo, Young Vic, London<br/>God in Ruins, Soho, London
00:00Planners fast-tracked Labour donor's business park scheme
00:00Homeowners take cover as the clouds turn dark
00:00Don't blow the rate cut on retail therapy
00:00Is this our pensions saviour or a scandal waiting to happen?
00:00Anger over African designs
00:00Christian Slater: Swimming with sharks in Fiji
00:00Boxing: Brutal Khan grows up fast
00:00Rupert Cornwell: Out of America
00:00Drink culture: 'Alcohol is a drug and people get addicted, like my brother'
00:00Gardening books: This year's crop aren't worth getting your hands dirty for
00:00City warns of 10% slump in house prices
00:00Charlton Athletic 3 Ipswich Town 1: Ambrose's spark sets the home fires burning
00:00Philharmonia Orchestra/Muti, Royal Festival Hall, London<br/>Owen Wingrave, Cadogan Hall, London
00:00Chelsea 2 Sunderland 0: Shevchenko fills Drogba void to steer Chelsea home
00:00Joan Smith: Serbia - still the pariah that won't let go of the past
00:00Sarah Sands: 'Jerry Springer' is no match for a tsunami of belief
00:00Essentials: Cassette Playa
00:00John Rentoul: Gordon Brown should watch his back
00:00The Ipswich murders, 12 months on: 'It still does my head right in'
00:00Who Dares Wins? TV's indies did. But now they've met their Waterloo (Road)
00:00Leading article: The planet's chance of a lifetime
00:00Fashion: A black moment
00:00Other tax records have gone missing
00:00Call that rock & roll? The young pretenders vs the old hands
00:00Murdoch jnr's News Corp graduation signals new era for 'Times' and 'Sun'
00:00Bites: Giant truffle saved from right pickle
00:00Sandown: Twist adds even more magic to the Thomas and Nicholls team
00:00Toon raiders: Our friends in the North. No, really
00:00Food of the week: Feast your eyes on the floor show
00:00Michael Williams: Readers' editor
00:00Coffee-table books: Colourful, grand and with gloomth galore
00:00IoS Appeal: Afghan Mother and Child Rescue: a new clinic high in the mountains
00:00The grand master of couture comes to London
00:00Close-up: Sarah Owen & Ruby Platts-Mills
00:00Jon Olafsson: He's 'a street boy, a maverick'. And his bottled Icelandic water 'really tastes wet'
00:00FA ignore City slicker Sven but he knows what England expects
00:00The Golden Compass (PG)
00:00Aston Villa 1 Portsmouth 3: Redknapp incensed despite Muntari's moments of magic
00:00Athletics: Twell makes strides in bid to emulate Radcliffe
00:00US plan to cut greenhouse gases by 70 per cent signals change of heart on climate change
00:00Revealed: Brown's secret summit to beat binge drinking
00:00If freesheets are bubblegum, a lot of chewing is going on
00:00Belief of proud hosts can keep England in check
00:00Saracens 71 Viadana 7: A walk in the park for Jack and Russell on first outings
00:00The Killing of John Lennon (15)
00:00My style: Byzantia Harlow, aka Byzy Bizarre
00:00HBOS and Lloyds TSB tipped to deliver no nasty shocks to the City
00:00Silent Light (15)
00:00Black faces ruin as well as jail
00:00Championship round-up: Beattie leaves it late but Baggies stay on course
00:00Editor-At-Large: Here is the news on BBC1 - the best reason yet to buy a paper
00:00Celtic 1 St Mirren 51: Riordan pounces to spare Celtic blushes
00:00Harlequins 3 Bristol 17: Bristol emerge from mud to bury Quins
00:00Parties: The fine art of schmoozing
00:00TV and net face crackdown on advertising to children
00:00Trends: Sun, sea and save the planet
00:00Why I love: Russell Mael, Singer, Crowd of Ants
00:00The Nick Townsend column: Racing in dock but no winners emerge from Fallon fiasco
00:00'The Plumber' is back, promising a ruthless acquisition spree
00:00Bridget Jones dons a sari as Indian women discover 'chick-lit'
00:00Fallon faces ban after failed drugs test, say lawyers
00:00Everton 3 Fulham 0: Yakubu's treble rewards patience of Everton faithful
00:00Child stars: Here's looking at you, kids
00:00Close-up: Nu-rave pioneer James Ford
00:00Ian Bell's Tour Diary: Angry and annoyed but I must go on
00:00Manchester Utd 4 Derby County 1: Ton-up Giggs king of County
00:00Police charge Darwin with fraud
00:00FSA predicts rising tide of mortgage rejections and repossessions
00:00Melanie McDonagh: The David Southall I know is not the man the GMC condemns
00:00The buoy wonder who is bound to make a big splash in the Olympics
00:00London Irish v Perpignan: Casey keeps up craic in league of nations
00:00How to improve holidays with children
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00:00Review: My long day's night from Buck House to the dog track
11:40Mayweather flattens Hatton's title hopes