Bartfa Awards winners list in full

The winners of the first ever Barfta Awards (British Academy of Rubbish Films and Terrible Acting) are in.

The Barfta Academy says: “2012 was a bumper season for terrible film. In a normal year any of the nominees could have walked away with the top prize, so this years winner has proved itself to be something very special indeed. The Academy would like to salute the verve and single mindedness of all those nominated here, without whom the cinema would be a much safer place to go.

"Anyone can make Argo, it takes a rare talent to produce Keith Lemon: The Film.”

BEST WORST FILM 2013

WINNER - Keith Lemon: The Film

Nominees

The Knot

A Fantastic Fear of Everything

Elfie Hopkins

Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger

A Few Best Men

Salmon Fishing In The Yemen

BEST WORST HOLLYWOOD FILM

WINNER - This Means War

Nominees

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Taken 2

W.E.

Total Recall

The Watch

Acting Performance - Male

WINNER - Nic Cage for Ghost Rider Spirit Of Vengeance

Gerard Butler was nominated for his acting in so many different films that he cannibalised his own vote and missed out on what surely could have been a walkover.

Nominees

Adam Sandler in That's My Boy

Ray Winstone in Elfie Hopkins

Ben Stiller in The Watch

Sean Penn This Must Be The Place

Acting Performance - Female

WINNER Leigh Francis as Keith Lemon as Mel B in Keith Lemon: The Film

Nominees

Frieda Pinto in Black Gold

Keira Knightly in Anna Karenina

Dialogue

WINNER: Vernon Kaye's "I'll have the bangers and gash" cameo in Keith Lemon: The Film, after watching Kelly Brooks and Keith Lemon's restaurant food sex scene.

Nominees

Savages

"I have orgasms, he has wargasms"

W.E.

"Oh him? He's a Russian intellectual slumming as a security guard"

Rock of Ages

"Now look at him married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole"

The Expendables 2

"now that's some real Chinese take out"

Worst Song/Music

Russell Crowe's songs from Les Mis comprehensively beat Suddenly from Les Mis

SPECIAL AWARD

Tom Hooper was given the Lifetime Achievement Award for services to industrial relations.