Jedward to be eaten alive in Sharknado 3

Please stop giving these people money

If Justin Bieber dying in a hail of bullets on CSI didn't satisfy your celebrity blood-lust, Jedward are set to be eaten alive by a tornado of sharks.

The twins will make a cameo appearance in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, which probably means they'll be dispatched with in gruesome fashion as was the case with Kelly Osbourne and Perez Hilton's characters.

The Sy-Fy sequel sees yet another sharknado hit the US, this time in the capital Washington DC before sweeping down the Eastern Seaboard to Florida.

What possible business could the pair have over there?

Will there quiffs be able to withstand high-velocity sharks?

We'll find out when the film hits on 22 July.

Its producers have assembled an eclectic mix of celebrities badly in need of work this time around, with the cameo list also including David Hasselhoff, Jerry Springer, *NYSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick and Bo Derek.