Mila Kunis has shared details of her hilariously disastrous honeymoon with Ashton Kutcher.
Appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to discuss her latest film, The Spy Who Dumped Me, Kunis described the ordeal as "like a real-life National Lampoon's honeymoon".
"I’m not exaggerating, I’m not saying it for a laugh. We also went honeymooning with my in-laws," she added, describing that they went honeymooning in an RV that she'd bought Kutcher for his birthday.
"Not the most luxury of RVs, but fine," she described, though she didn't expect his reaction to be: "Oh, that's our honeymoon."
"So we're in our little tin can on wheel and my in-laws are in what my husband coined 'the Taj Mahal of RVs'," she continued. "It is, like, a double pop-out, it's got jacuzzis... everything. We, again, with our 10-month-old, are in a tin can on wheels."
Only eight hours into the trip, the air conditioning broke in Bakersfield, in 110 degrees heat. But it only got worse from there: "We almost died on the side of the road when Apple Maps took us on a road... it wasn’t a road. It was a fire road on the side of a mountain. We all had to jump out of the vehicle and walk for like three miles while my father-in-law drove the van."
"Ashton navigated him over gigantic boulders because there had just been a massive flood. Guys, this was like day two."
Her mother-in-law had jumped in to help by locating for them an RV park in the majestic Napa Valley. The only problem? She was using out-of-date travel books, leading them to "an RV park, not in Napa, but an hour outside of Napa with two prisons".
Kunis concluded: "And my husband looked at me and goes, ‘I quit’ and I was like ‘me too, let’s go.’"
Thankfully, such living nightmares haven't even dented the love between the couple, who recently shared their third wedding anniversary.
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