DVD review: Love Crime

Kristin Scott Thomas and Ludivine Sagnier; sex and murder; swanky Parisian boardrooms and bedrooms. Sounds enticing, doesn't it?

But, sadly, the chic 1980s-style erotic thriller currently playing in your head is a lot more seductive and stylish than the late Alain Corneau's version. It looks like a training video shot by the contestants on The Apprentice, and Agatha Christie might have knocked out the plot on an off-day.