Ellie Parker (15)

Naomi Watts plays an aspiring actress who does her make-up on the freeway as she drives between auditions, but what begins as a tart, post- Curb Your Enthusiasm slice of verité showbiz angst degenerates into a repetitive, unedifying whinge. Its shapelessness is exacerbated by the fact that it looks as if it was filmed on a camera-phone and then relayed to the screen via a 10-year-old internet connection.