Legion (15)

More apocalyptic twaddle, this time the setting a scuzzy diner named Paradise Falls – groan – on the edge of the Mojave Desert.

A bunch of strangers find themselves stranded as the phone lines go dead, the TV blinks out and the forces of darkness start showing up in all kinds of unlikely modes and conveyances, including an ice-cream van. Can Paul Bettany, a heavenly emissary shorn of his wings, save the offspring of a pregnant waitress and thereby redeem all humanity? Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black and Charles S Dutton are among the cast staring in horror at the end of days – or maybe just the end of careers.