Hardback top 10

1 Harry Potter ... Azkaban JK Rowling/Bloomsbury pounds 10.99

Somebody wants to kill the boy wizard

2 Hannibal Thomas Harris/Heinemann pounds 16.99

Eat your heart out

3 Death du Jour Kathy Reichs/Heinemann pounds 10

More slice and dice than Jamie Oliver

4 Star Wars: Episode One David Reynolds/D Kindersley pounds 12.99

Cod mythology and silly outfits

5 The Naked Chef Jamie Oliver/M Joseph pounds 18.99

Maybe he should get together with Lecter

6 Man And Boy Tony Parsons/HarperCollins pounds 12.99

Surprisingly calm single-dad novel from the ex Mr Julie Burchill

7 This Is Modern Art Matthew Collings/Weidenfeld pounds 20

Disingenuous introduction to Tracey, Damien and others

8 Star Wars: Episode One - The Screenplay Century pounds 15.99

In case you feel the need to mouth the words in the cinema

9 The Science of Discworld Terry Pratchett etc/Ebury pounds 14.99

How that wizardy stuff could really work

10 Star Wars: Episode One Running Press US/pounds 3.99

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