Sir: If John Gale (letter, 10 March) really is unable to distinguish "one end of a combine harvester from another", I urge him never to stand "behind" one - lest he become a seriously modified crop.
MICHAEL T PHILLIPS
Huntingdon,
Cambridgeshire
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