Sir: So there we have it. Gordon hates Tony. Tony hates Gordon. Robin hates Gordon. Gordon hates Robin but not as much as Robin's ex-wife hates Robin. Donald hates Derry and vice versa. John hates Gordon, Robin and Tony. Everybody hates Peter. Alun hates Rhodri. Rhodri hates Alun. Tony, Gordon, Peter and Robin all hate Ken. Jack would like to bang heads together but he doesn't know where to start. Is that about right ?
CHRIS PAYNE
Uxbridge, Middlesex
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