Letter: Transplant `racism'

Sir: I have given some serious thought to the issue of what kind of person I would like my organs to go to. This is not an easy decision, but I would like to exclude the following: short and/or hairy people, anyone driving a 4x4, people whose middle name starts with N, spin-doctors, anyone called Margaret Thatcher, people who write with their left hand, anyone from Sweden or Belgium, people with tidy front gardens, people who can't spell "perissosyllabic", people who block supermarket aisles with their trolleys and morris dancers.

RICKY GILBY

Hull