Letter: Who owns the land?

Sir: Conversation between Country Gent and Trespasser.

CG. Get off my land.

T. I've no land and I've got to stand somewhere. In any case, how did you get it?

CG. From my father.

T. And how did he get it?

CG. His ancestors fought for it.

T. Well take your jacket off and I'll fight you.

HELEN GIBSON

Darwen, Lancashire