NAMING A CHILD
Rodan, Rolan, Zowie, Dweezil
Weird is the criterion
Ahmet, God, Enuuka, Ono
When a pop star names a son
Diva, Pixie, Dandelion
Names of daughters can embarrass
Peaches, Trixibelle, Moon Unit
Chastity, Hiraani, Karis
Suffering in school or playground
Trixibelle, God ... or whoever
What if she's a brilliant scientist?
What if God's not very clever?
Wretched offspring creeps from bedroom
More depressed a decade on
Muffled plea to pop star father:
"Can't I change my name to Ron?"
"No you can't - and take that suit off
Roll my joint and pour a drink
Put away those business papers
What will my musicians think?"
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