As viewers of Channel 4's `The Fame Factor' will be aware, rock stars also have partners in life...
The Rock Wife
She had pouted by his side
In a hundred dodgy bars
They were spliced in holy deadlock
Through an archway of guitars
She emerged into the sunlight
In suspenders, veil and train
In the parish of St Charlie
The patron of cocaine
She honeymooned in Harrods
With her sisters and her Mum
While his lordship and his cronies
Turned their house into a slum
On returning with her lawyer
And a writer from Hello!
He said, "Yes, we'll keep the horses
But the leopard has to go."
Then she named her child Gandalf
And she made her last decisions
She would not stay with a maniac
Who could sleep-throw televisions.
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