Album: JLS, Jukebox (Epic)

Rumour has it that the Aston condom outsells the other members of JLS by 5:1, presumably in the hope that it will enable the wearer to perform the sexual equivalent of a backflip.

The same dastardly marketing ploy is being used on the boy band's not-that-difficult third album. Unfortunately, whichever member's face you choose, what's inside remains the same: sub-Bruno Mars balladry and sub-NeYo R&B. None of which will halt the rise of the most successful X Factor losers of all time.