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BURIED near the bottom of a Sun column last week was this item of information: American pop group Rump] are to make an album devoted to making fun of the Beverly Hills 90210 character Brenda (Shannen Doherty). The album, called Hating Brenda, will include a song entitled 'I Hate Brenda More Than Anyone'. Apparently, the record already has pounds 500,000 in sales guaranteed.

Elsewhere there were bike accidents - Stefan Dennis (Paul Robinson in Neighbours) came off his motorcycle in the West End of London, Lenny Henry fell off a mini-motorbike in a televised race with Chris Evans on The Big Breakfast; readers of a TV magazine voted Catherine Zeta Jones most fanciable woman ahead of Joanna Lumley and Zoe Wanamaker and it was revealed that Australian soap stars are ahead of their British rivals in the fashion stakes.

Love matches: Baywatch's real- life lovers David Charvet and Pamela Anderson dated for a month and only held hands, but eventually exploded with passion. Fred Flintstone's daughter Pebbles is to marry Barney Rubble's son Bam Bam. They will say 'Yabba Dabba I Do'.

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