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Jed Mercurio loves to lull his audience into a false sense of safety, and then cosh them over the head with a shocking reveal. But in the exceedingly talky, feature-length final episode of Line of Duty ’s fifth series, he delivers the blow with a feather duster rather than a truncheon.
Talky, in fact, is an understatement. This is a chin-wagger for the ages, and though the show – which has shattered its previous viewing records this year – wraps up most of its loose ends, it does so with excessive leisureliness.
The ultimate reveal is that AC-12 chief Ted Hastings (Adrian Dunbar) is innocent of the corruption charges against him – specifically the accusation that he is criminal mastermind “H”. Evil lawyer (has there ever been a non-evil one on a police procedural?) Gill Biggeloe (Polly Walker) was orchestrating a massive stitch-up against him the entire time.
But heavens, it takes an age to reach the pay-off. Along the way, we must sit sweating with Hastings as, minute by minute, he is grilled by dead-eyed careerist detective Patricia Carmichael (Anna Maxwell Martin). Hardcore fans may have appreciated the slow-burn pace after an action-heavy series. Anyone rubbing their hands in anticipation of an explosive finale, though, may be underwhelmed by the emphasis on banter over blazing bullets.
With one eye perhaps on viewers who – tut, tut – haven’t been completely paying attention, taking notes etc, Mercurio has Carmichael rehash all the evidence against Hastings. The £50K in the big brown envelope, that laptop wiped at a convenient moment (he claims it contained his porn stash), his murky past serving with the RUC in Northern Ireland and, in particular, his questionable friendship with a widowed IRA informant.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Happy Days The show that birthed the phrase “jumping the shark”. Season five of Happy Days saw Fonzie literally jumping over a shark – a moment so absurd that critics were left asking whether the writers had run out of material. The moment became the turning point for Happy Days as the quality gradually began to decline, the inclination of which got steeper after Ron Howard left after season seven.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Heroes Thanks to stellar reviews and enticing advertising, Heroes quickly became one of the most-popular shows on television in 2006. However, while the charming first season – which centred on a group of people coming to terms with their super-human powers – was a fast-paced addictive ride, the second was a meandering mess. The first few episodes contained so much filler that viewers turned off in their droves. Season three fared no better, and by the conclusion of season four only 4.41 million people were still watching – down from the 16.97 million who watched the season two premiere.
NBC Universal
30 TV shows that jumped the shark The X Factor There was once a time when every winner on The X Factor was pretty much guaranteed a Christmas number one. It became such a monotonous routine in the UK that music lovers protested by getting Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name Of” to the coveted top spot in 2009. Coincidentally, the following years have seen the X Factor’s ratings begin to dwindle, mainly thanks to viewers becoming bored of the same sob stories being wheeled out every year. To fix this, Simon Cowell attempted to switch up the judges at an increased rate, scraping the barrel in 2015 by bringing on Nick Grimshaw (the same year that Dermot O’Leary stepped down as presenter, to be replaced by television’s most awkward duo, Caroline Flack and Olly Murs). Despite Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne (and Dermot) coming back the year after, the damage had already been done.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Community Stars often outgrow their shows. Midway through the fourth season of Community, Donald Glover, who played Troy, left to pursue a music career as the rapper Childish Gambino. Of course, that did not turn out too badly, with Glover now having a few Grammys on his mantelpiece. Unfortunately, Community was never the same without him, and the dominoes kept falling after that. Chevy Chase also left, while Dan Harmon stopped writing for the show. As a result, the final two seasons received awful reviews.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Big Brother Big Brother was a big deal. The first few seasons spawned celebrities and managed to attract millions of viewers. While originally a strange social experiment put on by Channel 4, the show devolved into a middling reality TV series where contestants would do anything to prolong their 15 minutes of fame. When the show moved to Channel 5, it was only another knock on the death knell.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Dallas The team behind Dallas were so desperate to bring back Patrick Duffy's character Bobby Ewing that they made the entire ninth season one long dream sequence. Of course, they had initially not known the entire season would be a dream, as Duffy had voluntarily left to pursue other acting jobs. Obviously, things did not go well for the actor, and the writing team put him back into the show – at the expense of viewers, who felt understandably short-changed by the events of 31 episodes being reversed. Note for TV writers: “It was all a dream” is not a good TV trope.
CBS
30 TV shows that jumped the shark House of Cards Before Kevin Spacey was kicked off the cast following more than 40 allegations of sexual assault, House of Cards was feeling stuck in the mud. The Underwoods’ journey to power had been fascinating; their struggle to keep power, not so much. When Spacey was rightly dropped, the writers were forced to press on, with little time to rewrite the script as two episodes had already been filmed and needed completely redoing. Despite their best intentions, the final season was a mess – although the show’s legacy had already been tarnished by Spacey.
Netflix
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Gogglebox Gogglebox’s premise is preposterously simple – film normal people watching television and capture their conversations. For such a basic recipe to work, all the ingredients need to be perfect, and, for a time, they were. Stephanie and Dominic Parker were the highlights for the first few seasons, and then the Moffatt family, with the quotable Scarlett, joined in the third series. However, fame soon caught up with both families, and they left the show one after the other. Their replacements have never been quite as good.
Channel 4
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Top Gear The quality of Top Gear had long dwindled before Matt LeBlanc and Chris Evans took over from Jeremy Clarkson and co. It wasn’t until the trio finally left, though, that fans realised just how awful Top Gear could potentially be. LeBlanc and Evans had no chemistry, the pair awkwardly jostling with each other for screen-time. By the time their first series together had ended, Evans had received so much flack he decided to leave. Top Gear has not yet recovered – although everyone’s fingers are crossed in the hope that Chris Harris, Sabine Schmitz, Paddy McGuinness and Andrew Flintoff can return the show to its former glory.
BBC
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Sherlock Sherlock made Benedict Cumberbatch a household name and had three stellar seasons before turning downhill. What great television those seasons were, with the modern take on the classic detective story proving a thrilling watch. Come the Christmas special and the writers had become too enthralled by their own mythos; what was sold as a special episode, set in Victorian England, was actually modern-day Sherlock using drugs to dive into his own subconscious. The episode was a mess – as was the following fourth season.
BBC
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Downton Abbey Initially an addictive period drama, Downton Abbey slowly became more and more soapy. The point of no return came during the Christmas day episode “A Journey to the Highlands”, when – just moments after the birth of his child – Matthew Crawley was run over by a milk truck. Some fans were reportedly so outraged that they Tweeted how their Christmases were ruined.
ITV
30 TV shows that jumped the shark That 70s Show That 70s Show arguably had multiple “jump the shark” moments throughout its run. One such moment was when the writers introduced Brooke, who fell pregnant after a one-night stand with Ashton Kutcher’s Michael Kelso. The setup was merely a ploy to enable Kutcher to leave the show at the end of the season. Then there was the surprising revelation that Danny Masterson’s Steven Hyde had two fathers. But perhaps the moment that best signals the show’s downward spiral is when they decided to switch the actor who played Laurie Forman. After Lisa Robin Kelly had played Forman for five seasons, the showrunners unexpectedly – and without explanation – brought in Christina Moore to take over the character.
FOX
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Buffy the Vampire Slayer Buffy has legions of fans, and for good reason. The first few seasons mesh funny quips and lovelorn lust to perfection, while it’s all strung together by a high-school story about a vampire-killing badass. Things started to waver slightly at the beginning of season six, when the series resolved their “is Buffy dead?” cliffhanger with the Scoobie gang resurrecting her. From there, the characters became shadows of their former selves, the story going to much darker places than before, including one controversial storyline about attempted rape. The show was never the same again
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark The Brady Bunch Struggling to keep viewers watching, the writers of The Brady Bunch decided something needed to change. Rather than work with already-established characters, they decided to introduce a new child: Cousin Oliver, played by Robbie Rist, who was the show’s youngest actor (nine-years-old) at the time. This decision may have been intended to make The Brady Bunch “adorable” again, but viewers turned away at the obvious attempt to shoehorn something new into the show. The show was cancelled five episodes later and it sparked the phrase “Cousin Oliver Syndrome” – a trope where a show introduces a child character to boost ratings but fails. (Some fans believe the late introduction of Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s sister Dawn is an example of this.)
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men was, for a long time, one of the most-watched TV series in the United States. Why exactly? Well, that would likely be down to Charlie Sheen, whose obnoxious, heightened version of himself (his character’s also named Charlie) charmed the nation. Sheen’s private life, though, soon outdid his fictional counterpart, with the actor going into rehab and making headlines with his bizarre rants (winning!). The network took notice and replaced Sheen with Ashton Kutcher, whose naïve-shtick never quite worked.
CBS
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Battlestar Galactica The first seasons of Battlestar Galactica (the updated series) were phenomenal television, but that did not stop the science fiction show having some slightly questionable moments. Perhaps the most famous came towards the season three finale, when the five remaining Cylons (human replicas) are outed. They are discovered (or discover themselves) when the Final Five – Tory, Colonel Tigh, Tyrol, and Anders – all come together after hearing a version of Bob Dylan’s “All Along the Watchtower”. It’s cumbersome, silly, and the tipping point for the once great show.
Sci-Fi
30 TV shows that jumped the shark The Simpsons The famous British poet John Cooper Clarke has argued many times that The Simpsons was one of best shows on television. “There is no better spokesperson for the modern proletarian male than Homer J Simpson,” he once said. Clarke was likely referring to only the first dozen or so seasons of The Simpsons as, since then, the animated show about the eponymous blue-collar family has suffered in its attempts to remain quite as relevant and funny. Season 30, as a result, contains the least-watched episode of The Simpsons ever: less than two million tuned in to the episode “I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can”, guest starring Netflix boss Ted Sarandos.
Fox
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Arrested Development Despite stellar reviews and an adoring (if somewhat small) fanbase, Arrested Development was cancelled after its third season. Arrested Development should probably have stayed cancelled. Netflix brought back the acclaimed series for a fourth season in 2013, changing the format so each episode centred on a different character. Critics called the new approach awkward, saying it missed the character interactions that made the show so great. The showrunners seemingly agreed as they later released a remixed version of season four that followed the classic formula. That release came just before season five which has, to put it lightly, been decimated by critics. As Michael Bluth would say: “I don’t know what I expected.”
Netflix
30 TV shows that jumped the shark American Horror Story Anthology series are hard to get right. On the one hand, each season can be completely different, allowing for creativity to flourish. On the other, writers need to somehow make sure that each season still feels like the same show, otherwise they risk alienating fans. For four seasons, American Horror story managed that balancing act better than most, with Murder House, Asylum, Coven and Freak Show all being widely praised. Hotel, the show’s fifth season, never quite clicked into place. The cast – including Lady Gaga, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters and Angela Bassett – gave their all, but the interwoven stories proved too convoluted. Things further deteriorated when season seven, Cult, got political, with Trump’s election playing a key part.
FX
30 TV shows that jumped the shark The Office US Unlike the UK Office, the American counterpart went on too long. Steve Carell as Michael Scott was the heart of the show, and his departure in season seven was a massive hit for the series. Even comedy heavyweight Will Ferrell couldn’t fill the void left by Carell. And while the show was certainly never awful, the final episodes could not compete with the glorious highs of previous seasons.
NBC
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Smallville After eight seasons, Smallville was already losing fans, many of whom were desperately waiting for Superman to finally wear the suit (they would have to wait for the final episode). Romances were already growing too prolonged and then the superhero’s arch-nemesis, Lex Luthor, decided to leave. With his contract complete, actor Michael Rosenbaum decided to jump ship, and the show never found a villain that could match him.
The WB
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Prison Break Where does Prison Break go when the inmates break out of prison? That was a question many were left asking following the season one finale, which saw the main gang escape Fox River State Penitentiary. There was still some gas left in the engine for season two as they went on the run, but the decision to send them back to prison for season three saw the story retreading already well-worn ground.
FOX
30 TV shows that jumped the shark The X-Files The X-Files masterfully kept viewers enthralled by its science fiction mysteries for eight seasons. Mulder and Scully were key to that; David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson’s chemistry electrified the show while keeping everything grounded. Unfortunately, due to contract arrangements, Mulder was written out during the season eight finale. That left the show in the hands of two other agents, John Doggett (Robert Patrick), and Monica Reyes (Annabeth Gish), who were short-changed with an incoherent storyline. As a result, the show was cancelled in 2002 – only to be brought back, with Duchovny and Anderson on board, in 2016.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Seinfeld Although one of the most influential comedies of all time, Seinfeld was not without its faults. Season nine, the final one, marks a blemish on the iconic show’s history. Larry David, the highlight of season six through eight, was relegated to guest and only wrote the season finale. The other writers, meanwhile, were struggling to come up with new ideas – something that ironically proved the downfall for the show famously about nothing.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Glee Glee was a phenomenon. For a few years, Gleeks – fans of the show – were everywhere. That is until season three. The whimsy soon wore off as fans believed the show had become too overtly cheesy. Still, the Gleeks kept on singing, and the show continued for another three seasons.
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30 TV shows that jumped the shark Dexter The late Noughties were a wonderful time for anti-heroes on television. Following in the footsteps of Tony Soprano were Mad Men’s Don Draper, Breaking Bad’s Walter White, and Dexter’s Dexter Morgan. While Don and Walter have become unquestioned pop-culture icons thanks to their series being of such phenomenal quality, Dexter’s legacy has become mired by two dire seasons and an unsatisfying conclusion. Season six was the first time the fictional serial killer dropped the baton. And while Dexter recovered for season seven, the following final few episodes were so unanimously panned that even the leading actor, Michael C Hall, reportedly thought they were awful.
Showtime
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Saturday Kitchen While Greg Wallace and Antony Worrall Thompson may have been the first two hosts of Saturday Kitchen, it was James Martin who really made the show a success. Under his steady guidance, viewership increased from 1.2 million to around 2.5 million and the cookery programme became a staple weekend watch. No replacement host has been brought on board since Martin left in 2016, and the show has suffered as a result. At least the Keith Floyd and Rick Stein repeats are as good as ever.
BBC
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Angel What started as a critically adored Buff the Vampire Slayer spin-off soon became a run-of-the-mill drama. Angel started with its focus on the eponymous vampire-with-a-heart working as a private detective and saving humans from other demons. However, after Angel came to terms with his ongoing struggle between his human side and his vampire side, the show became a little stale. Season three was filled with filler episodes and shallow villains. Then came season four; a narrative mess that struggled to reconcile the characters Cordelia and Connor. Even with the stellar episode "Spin the Bottle" in the mix, many fans were unimpressed by the direction the show had gone in.
UPN
30 TV shows that jumped the shark Twin Peaks David Lynch’s dreamy murder mystery has become a cult classic, and for good reason. The first season was wonderfully strange and melodramatic. Then the network began putting pressure on Lynch to reveal to the world who killed Laura Palmer. Lynch had not wanted to reveal the murderer but was forced to. The show lacked the same drive after the discovery. Considering the showrunner himself has said the second season “sucked” it’s no stretch to say that it jumped the shark.
Showtime
He sighs and sweats. She looks so very cross. Perhaps the intention is to allow two formidable performers go head to head. But there isn’t much antagonistic chemistry. Dunbar and Maxwell Martin seem to be acting past one another.
What momentum the 84-minute episode does possess is courtesy of the ever trustworthy DI Kate Fleming (Vicky McClure) and DS Steve Arnott (Martin Compston). They’ve gone back to Liverpool for a repeat quizzing of the wife of dead undercover copper John Corbett. Hastings stands accused of having Corbett executed by leaking his undercover status – part of his evil machinations as the omnipotent “H”.
Helpfully, Corbett’s wife caves in and furnishes crucial evidence that will clear Hastings’s name. And just in time, too. Back at the interrogation room, DNA data (faked by Biggeloe) is produced that connects Hastings to Corbett, though he insists they’ve never met.
Game, set and match Carmichael – until Fleming and Arnott charge in with a secret recording kept by Corbett (and handed over by his wife). Here, we hear Biggeloe misidentify Hastings as the man who sold out Corbett’s mother – yes, the IRA informant – to paramilitaries back in Belfast in the Eighties. It’s all part of her plot to weaponise Corbett, and use him to take down the most honest cop on the force and a thorn in the flank of organised crime.
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Sign up Biggeloe, it transpires, went over to the criminal dark side while working as a defence lawyer – a clue she dropped previously. Of course, removing Hastings would also be a boost to senior police management made to look incompetent by his unit’s relentless pursuit of rotten apples. Everyone would be a winner (aside from pesky Hastings and AC-12).
Towards the end, there is finally some action. One of Carmichael’s officers turns out to be an evil secret ninja assassin working for the bad guys, and gorily stabs potential informant Biggeloe through the hand in the lady’s loo.
Yet Biggeloe is ultimately just a minor player, and the search for “H” is confirmed to be ongoing as Fleming and Arnott, reviewing the dying Dot Cottan’s final message from series three, work out that there are actually four evil police overlords pulling the strings.
As he bled out, Cottan spelt “dot, dot, dot, dot” in Morse code. His final utterance of “H” was not an initial but a clue (“H” in Morse code is four dots). “Four dots… four police staff in league with organised crime.”
Three, we are reminded, have been identified in previous series. Who is number four? Hastings looks perturbed. But is that a concerned expression, or the frozen features of – cue potential Mercurio twist – a guilty man?
Line of Duty may have wended its way to a chatty conclusion this year. But with a sixth series already green-lit, it’s clear there is still a whole lot of mystery left to unpick.
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