Then Barbara Met Alan review: Jack Thorne’s drama brilliantly captures the energy of the famous campaign for disability rights

Ruth Madeley and Arthur Hughes star in a one-off BBC Two film about two punchy comedians who fall in love and start a family – and an uprising

Hughes and Madeley in ‘Then Barbara Met Alan’ (BBC)

“Let’s block the telethon,” whispers Barbara Lisicki (Ruth Madeley) to her fellow disability rights activist Alan Holdsworth (Arthur Hughes). The pair are the main characters in Then Barbara Met Alan, a one-off account on BBC Two of the radicalisation of people with disabilities and their fight to secure equality. Barbara’s words still have the power to lift the heart, even 30 or so years later, and they were about much more than ending one of those godawful telly events that chuck a chip down the tunnel of global social injustice, making people feel good about themselves because they’ve sat in a bath of baked beans and raised all of £159 to end world hunger. In the angry words of Barbara, the telethon was “28 hours of well-intentioned do-gooders dangling us poor crips in front of the nation’s bleeding hearts; basically 28 hours of hardcore inspiration porn”. Instead of useless pity and tokenistic charity, she and Alan demanded the rights that would allow them, people who happened to have a disability, to “have what you’ve got”. Their campaign slogan was the memorable and arresting “Piss on Pity”. The aim was to substitute rights for charity, and it is a testament to their efforts that such a world without rights seems so far away.

It’s about 1990 and this pair of stand-up comedians, Bolsheviks in wheelchairs, set out to change the world. They meet as punchy comics, fall in love, or at least lust, and start a family – and an uprising. They are sick and tired of being patronised by the rest of society, something painfully symbolised in the ITV Telethon, which raised money for stuff like holidays for disabled kids – “show us your stumps” voyeurism posing as charity appeal. Barbara, Alan and their friends “hate-watch” just to “see what they think of us”, and the sheer scale of the challenge facing them. Post punk, they hammer their comedy club audiences with hard-edged, shocking satire and a sort of violent poetry reminiscent of the likes of Alexei Sayle and John Cooper Clarke. But going on stage isn’t enough – so they turn to protest and form the Disabled People’s Direct Action Network, DAN, to fight for their rights and terrify a complacent government.

It worked, and using a skilful mix of archival footage, reconstructions and electrifying performances, Then Barbara Met Alan brilliantly captures the energy and shock of their campaign of direct action. It was a hard-drinking, hard-fought, exhilarating adventure. It bewildered police, bus drivers, government ministers and indeed much of the public at first. DAN vandalised bus stations (in the days when public transport was even less usable by everyone than now); invaded parliament; they chained themselves to anything, but especially the charming but inaccessible Routemaster buses; they called themselves “crips”; they invented new ways of swearing; they wouldn’t take any nonsense; they rightly suspected that compromise invited betrayal by “allies”; and, yes, they stormed London Weekend Television and ended the ITV Telethon, hosted by Michael Aspel and Chris Tarrant, and a big deal in those days. Their reward was the modest Disability Discrimination Act of 1995, decades after the first moves on race and sex discrimination, but the beginning of the end of pity.

Wittily written by Jack Thorne and Genevieve Barr, with plenty of raucous action, Then Barbara Met Alan is as much a moving love story and wryly amusing sitcom as it is an emotionally charged chronicle of a small revolution. Madeley as Lisicki is empathetic but with an edge hard enough to know when to tell Holdsworth their relationship is over. Hughes is excellent as the emotionally unstable and tense Holdsworth, and I assume the portrayals are accurate as Lisicki and Holdsworth appear in cameo at the end. As a journalist at the time, I did a bit to help the cause, and the drama reminds me about how powerful the campaign was and how it opened people’s eyes. I rather wish I’d chained myself to a bus, and pissed on pity myself. But, unlike DAN, I have bravery issues.