Games Review: Amateur Surgeon

iPhone/iPod Touch, Adult Swim £2.99

With its 17-plus age rating and warnings on Apple Store that Amateur Surgeon contains profanity, suggestive themes and nudity, it’s not like Apple is pretending that this is one for children. But the actual game is far from adult, not least because it’s poorly made and not nearly as funny as it thinks it is. Although it’s a fun concept to perform surgical operations with staplers, tape and Biros, this plays like what it is – a bargain basement Trauma Centre with more gags.