Games Review: GI Joe: the Rise of Cobra

DS, PSP, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, EA, £34.99

Bother yourself not with troubling details of plot or narrative, blockbuster fans. The video game version of GIJoe: the Rise of Cobra, Sienna Miller’s latest cinematic vehicle, has a premise that is breath-taking in its simplicity. Shoot the bad guys, watch them evaporate, shoot some more. Chuck in a few explosions, some postapocalyptic styling and who needs drama or suspense? For those after a shiny package that’s fun, dumband full of guns, this will do the trick.