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WOODSTOCK
How much schlock
Would a Woodstock stock
If a Woodstock could stock schlock?
How much cash
Could a Woodstock stash
If a Woodstock could stash cash?
What size fights
On the Woodstock sites
If the T-shirt rights cause fights?
How much dope
Will a Woodstock smoke
If the old folk still smoke dope?
How much drink
Will a Woodstock sink
If the old ginks all sink drink?
How long queues
For the Woodstock loos
If a Woodstock used two loos?
How much more
Can a Woodstock bore
If the old bores all bore more?
No great dose
To be comatose
With a Woodstock Two, I'm sure
Martin Newell's books 'I Hank Marvinned' ( pounds 2.50) and 'Under Milk Float' ( pounds 4) are available from the Essex Festival, Literature Dept, Essex University, Colchester CO4 3SQ
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