I love my children. And in some ways, this peculiar opportunity to spend more time with them is a boon – even when my son is following me around with a step so he can find a better angle from which to hit me with a cardboard tube.
But, my goodness, the strain of getting them out for their daily exercise! Their preference, if it really must be done, is a 200-yard meander down the hill to a nearby school car park, where they scoot or cycle about in a rather desultory fashion – assuming indeed that nobody else has got there first, in which case they have to make do with toing and froing along a tarmacked path. We, their adoring parents spectate, walk in circles of ever-increasing frustration.
There are no winners from all of this. The children don’t expend the energy that is so painfully and obviously pent up inside them: instead it emerges in tantrums (mostly from the 5-year-old) and a failure to go to sleep at a decent hour (mostly by the 10-year-old). I end up with a perpetual, low-grade sense of irritation, which even half an hour of star jumps and burpees can’t shift.
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