BUNHILL
THIS sounds like an advertisement for a condom. "Four patterns, two textures, improved shape and added functionality". In fact - as my picture shows - it is an advertisement for a mouse. No, not that type of mouse, you fool. The type you use to op erate a computer.
The things are made by Logitech. It says: "Their functionality is unparalleled but they are also wonderful to look at and touch." So there you have it
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