etc ..: Five naff T-shirts with 'London' on the front
'London, England, music capital of the world'
'With love from London'
'I got absolutely pissed in London 1994'
'My Mum went to London and all I got was this lousy T-shirt'
Garfield: 'Has it stopped raining yet?'
London T-shirts are all available (at a cost) from Churchills, Shaftesbury Ave, and other tacky tourist traps.
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