Smiling poop emoji shirt is the must-have garment for jerks this season

Sadly no blessed emoji cuff links yet

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Looking to convey your misanthropy but don't want to go through the trouble of actually having to talk to other people?

Well now you can let people know you're a smug bastard by wearing a shirt emblazoned with literally thousands of Unicode turd emoji, grinning smugly away in an eye-watering kaleidoscopic formation.

Made in San Francisco, the range is currently being crowdfunded on Betabrand and looks set to go into production being just 15% away from its goal.

"Just how many poo emojis can one man wear? Our research indicates that there is no limit!" a blurb for the $74 shirt reads.

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"This handsome button-up is covered in a custom poo-emoji print, that will make you feel (insert blessed emoji here)."

It follows the company's popular poo emoji shoes, and presumably is the forebear to the inevitable poo emoji fedora.