In thing: Cheek Pins

The latest accessory that no pierced party-goer should be without is, believe it or not, the Vivienne Westwood cheek pin. Retailing at a cool pounds 120, the cheek pin can be seen on the face of a VW freak at a nightclub near you now. When asked why he was spending such a vast amount of money on something so pretentious, one Westwood addict claimed, 'Vivienne is just so addictive. It's like heroin or cocaine. You want to keep shooting it up. Frankly, cocaine would be cheaper. . .

Vivienne Westwood, 430 King's Road, SW18 (071-352 6551). Mon-Sat 10am-6pm, Wed 10am-7.00pm.

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