Lines upon the establishment of a squatters' estate agency in Brighton

Well presented combat boot-a-terre.

Three-bed semi. Vacant since recession.

Open fires (in kitchen). Near to station.

Crowbar will secure quick occupation.

View today! Ideal for homeless couple.

Starter Squat. South facing. Off-road parking.

Double glazing, cuts down sound of siren.

Access via corrugated iron.

Well proportioned Tudorbethan farmhouse.

Breakfast room. Five beds. Two large receps.

Perfect halt for convoy during winter.

Felling axe to door for easy-splinter.

Family home. May suit a hard-up couple.

Neg Eq victims. Children of school age.

Mid-Victorian. (As seen in depiction.)

Prettier in the viewing than eviction.

Mortgages foreclosed. Attractive houses.

Vacant now and many more to come.

Locks and chains being open to persuasion.

Homeless policy needs renovation.