In fact, the Hollywood duo are solid as a rock and proved as much on Wednesday by teasing American magazine In Touch Weekly for reporting that the couple had called it quits because Kunis “felt suffocated”.
Kutcher posted a video on Instagram of himself in the car with Kunis, who had a picture of the magazine cover on her phone and held it up the camera. The headline reads: “It’s all over”.
“Babe, what’s happening? What’s going on?” Kutcher asked Kunis in the clip, feigning confusion.
“It’s over between us,” she deadpanned, shrugging and revealing the magazine cover.
Kutcher responded: “It’s over between us? Oh my god, what are we going to do?”
Kunis proceeds to read out some of the claims about the reasons behind their supposed split, which include Kunis feeling “suffocated”, taking the kids and Kutcher having had “a very dark secret exposed”.
“Oh my gosh, what was the dark secret?” Kutcher teased, adding: “It must have been really dark.”
Kutcher captioned the video: “I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week. Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting.”
The couple married in 2015 and have two children together, Wyatt, four, and Dimitri, two.
Their satirical video has been well-received, garnering more than 1.5 million views and thousands of comments from tickled fans, including singer Demi Lovato, who wrote: “This is amazing. Miss y’all”.
Actor and podcaster Dax Shepard added: “Damnit!!! I was gonna take a run at MK!!! I want a refund!!!”
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