Music: lyric sheets martin newell
The cast of 'Casualty' are at number 5 in the single charts with a cover version of the 30-year-old Love Affair hit, 'Everlasting Love'.
CHART INFARCTION
As a doctor I'm frequently asked:
"Is that your record at Number 5?"
The simple answer to this is that,
I'm not a doctor
I'm an actor.
And if you include this factor
Cross-infection may occur
Causing bounds of taste to blur.
Claudication in the arts
Following Cloth Ear may lead
To infarction in the charts
As the heart begins to bleed.
The boredom may be terminal
The patent might complain of hearing
Yet another cover version
This can mean
Substantial risk
If the public buys the disc
Generating lots of cash
The luvvies have another bash
Which is often problematic
As the anaesthesia's deep
But the end is undramatic
Since the patient dies in sleep.
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