Outtakes: The bottom ten

Position

(last week's

in brackets) Weeks in list

1. (-) People who criticise Marianne Faithfull (0)

Out of Mars came forth Venus

2. (-) The Pope (0)

For shaking hands with Bob Dylan

3. (-) Bob Dylan (0)

For shaking hands with the Pope

4. (4) Critics of the Millennium Dome (0)

How dare you argue with Mr Mandelson's Great Plan

5. (4) Paul McCartney (2)

Rewriting Beatles history

6. (-) "Thought for the Day" (2)

Any room for an ass-kicking atheist?

7. (6) "A Perfect Day" filmed by the BBC (2)

For self-serving waste of licence-payers' money

8. (10) Julie Burchill's Modern Review (2)

See page 41 for details

9. (-) "Loyalty" cards (-)

Because we're all worth more than 0.001p in the pounds

10. (-) The Queen Mother (-)

Britain expects a proper lead in London Fashion Week