Former Fifa vice president Jack Warner cites satirical Onion article to attack US over bribery accusations

The Onion’s joke was that Fifa was attempting to persuade the US to drop the charges by instantly awarding it the World Cup

Ian Johnston
Monday 01 June 2015 09:31
Fifa’s ex-vice president Jack Warner cited a spoof article in the satirical Onion website as he lambasted the US authorities for accusing him of soliciting bribes
Fifa’s ex-vice president Jack Warner cited a spoof article in the satirical Onion website as he lambasted the US authorities for accusing him of soliciting bribes

Fifa’s ex-vice president Jack Warner cited a spoof article in the satirical Onion website as he lambasted the US authorities for accusing him of soliciting bribes.

Mr Warner, who was arrested then released on bail by authorities in his native Trinidad and Tobago last week, held up a printout of the Onion article, which reported that Fifa had awarded the World Cup to the US and already begun the tournament, in a video posted on his Facebook page.

“I look to see that Fifa has frantically announced [that in] 2015, this year ... the World Cup [will] begin May 27,” he said.

“If Fifa is so bad, why is it that USA wants to keep the Fifa World Cup? Why is it that they have begun games on May 27?”

He appears not to realise the Onion is a satirical website that publishes fake news for comic effect.

The next World Cup is not due to be held until 2018 and there have been no games in the US.

The Onion’s joke was that Fifa was attempting to persuade the US to drop the charges by instantly awarding it the World Cup and rigging the games so that America would win.

“We are thrilled to reveal that, for the first time in 21 years, the World Cup will finally return to America, with matches set to kick off today at 5pm local time in Los Angeles,” was its entirely fictional quote from Fifa president Sepp Blatter, who was not among 14 Fifa officials accused of corruption by the US authorities.

“At press time, the US national team was leading defending champions Germany in the World Cup's opening match after being awarded 12 penalties in the game’s first three minutes.”

The video has since been removed from Mr Warner’s Facebook page.

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