A list of things that aren't "morally wrong" to David Cameron

The list of things which are not 'morally wrong' to David Cameron includes nepotism and patronising female MPs (Getty Images)

1 Not tipping (especially in Italian cafes)

2 Nepotism

3 Riding a borrowed police horse

4 Fraternising with a pot plant thrower

5 Attending a wedding in a lounge suit

6 Being friends with Jeremy Clarkson

7 Leaving a child unattended in a pub

8 Misusing "Lol"

9 Patronising female MPs

10 Patronising old MPs

11 Patronising overweight MPs

12 Inheriting a £300,000 fortune from your father's legal offshore fund