It's that time of year again, when the weather gets warmer and I start only wearing cut-off jean shorts like a hillbilly and standing next to sprinklers with my mouth open. Oh, also it's April Fools' Day!
It seems to get bigger every year, and I'm convinced by 1 April, 2029 Nasa will fly the first manned mission to Mars only to turn it around inches from the surface just to fully commit to the joke.
The Guardian
The Mirror
The Telegraph
Bloomberg
Daily Mail
Metro
BBC
The Independent
CNN
The Independent
Every day is 'bizarre news story you'll struggle to believe is true' day in 2015.
All of the stories above are real and were collated from the past week.
Never change, internet.
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